I'm sitting at my desk, working on my computer. Now, the first thing you should know is that I am the only one with a computer. Actually, I have 4, but that's an entirely different story.
Anyway, doing my work, minding my own business when suddenly my mouse pointer starts to move around my screen. I grab the mouse and move it back. And it then moves around some more, opening Word Pad. Then letters slowly begin appearing on the screen....
I need what? To take over my body? To drain me of my blood? What? (Yes, we have already established my tendencies to overreact)
I need to access a database. I'll let you know when I'm done. J
J is our programmer who lives in another state.
It was better when it was a goblin.